Strat-O-Matic Report
BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Santa Fe Trailer Bitc 7/31/2005
Proctologists AB R H RBI AVG Trailer Bitches AB R H RBI AVG
L.Ford CF 4 0 0 0 .260 M.Mora SS 4 1 0 1 .315
T.Long LF 4 0 1 0 .310 T.Helton 1B 4 4 1 2 .376
J.Franco 1B 4 0 2 0 .333 D.Mohr RF 4 2 2 1 .268
J.Wilson SS 4 0 0 0 .282 B.Bonds LF 5 2 2 2 .324
C.Lee DH 4 1 1 0 .246 C.Beltran CF 5 4 3 6 .297
J.Vidro 2B 3 0 0 1 .365 P.Nevin DH 5 1 2 2 .268
S.Sosa RF 4 1 1 1 .227 E.Chavez 3B 3 3 2 1 .330
D.Miller C 3 1 1 0 .209 V.Wilson C 5 1 2 2 .305
N.Green 3B 3 0 1 1 .244 T.Walker 2B 5 1 4 2 .291
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Totals 33 3 7 3 Totals 40 19 18 19
Proctologists... 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 - 3 7 0
Trailer Bitches. 1 1 3 4 1 8 1 0 - 19 18 0
Proctologists (41-63) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA
M.Batista LOSS(4-7) 2 2/3 3 5 5 6 3 0 83 4.61
D.Weathers 0 2/3 1 4 4 3 1 1 26 10.52
E.Ramirez 1 2/3 5 3 3 0 0 1 39 5.14
O.Moreno 1 1/3 8 7 7 0 0 1 43 3.76
C.Bradford 1 2/3 1 0 0 0 2 0 25 3.60
Totals 8 18 19 19 9 6 3
Trailer Bitches (65-39) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA
K.Escobar WIN(5-5) 7 7 3 3 1 5 1 98 2.97
F.Francisco 2 0 0 0 0 4 0 24 3.50
Totals 9 7 3 3 1 9 1
ATTENDANCE- 53,517 DATE- Sunday, July 31st 2005 TIME- Day
T- 3:30
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 4 Trailer Bitches: 7
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1 Trailer Bitches: 1
DOUBLES- C.Lee(25th), D.Miller(19th), N.Green(7th), T.Helton(33rd), D.Mohr(9th),
B.Bonds(18th), E.Chavez(17th)
TRIPLES- J.Franco(3rd)
HOME RUNS- S.Sosa(10th), C.Beltran-2(34th), P.Nevin(7th)
STOLEN BASES- C.Lee(7th)
SACRIFICE FLIES- M.Mora
WALKS- J.Vidro, M.Mora, T.Helton-2, D.Mohr-2, B.Bonds, C.Beltran, E.Chavez-2
STRIKE OUTS- L.Ford, J.Franco, J.Wilson-2, C.Lee, J.Vidro, S.Sosa, D.Miller,
N.Green, T.Helton, D.Mohr-2, B.Bonds, C.Beltran, P.Nevin
GIDP- J.Franco, M.Mora
WEB GEMS- Bot 3rd: Jose Vidro robbed Todd Walker of a base hit.
Carlos Beltran cracked 2 homeruns as the Santa Fe Trailer Bitches crushed the
Chainsaw Proctologists 19 to 3.
Beltran punished Chainsaw with his bat. He caught a hold of a fastball for a
Grand Slam homerun in the 4th inning, stroked a single in the 6th inning and
blasted a two-run home run (his 34th of the season) in the 6th inning. Santa
Fe lit up the scoreboard in the 4th inning with 4 runs and the 6th inning
when they had 8 runs on 8 hits. The Santa Fe offense man-handled the
Chainsaw pitching staff as they scored in 7 of the 9 innings.
Kelvim Escobar(5-5) went 7 innings allowing 3 runs for the victory. Miguel
Batista(4-7) was tagged with the loss. He struggled with his control issuing
6 walks in 2 and 2/3 innings.
'I was really seeing the ball today,' Beltran said 'I wish it was always this
easy.'